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EP 144: The Art of the Magical Mess: Surviving the Virgo Eclipse Portal

The Art of the Magical Mess: Surviving the Virgo Eclipse Portal

This week, the planetary parade is in full swing, and let’s be real—the energy is a bit garbage. Between a Full Moon Eclipse in Virgo and Mars taking a clunky swim in Pisces, the collective "check engine" light is blinking. We are navigating high heat, deep exhaustion, and a heavy dose of the "un-knowable."

Instead of fighting the tide, we’re leaning into the Unicorn Wellness way: creating, dreaming, and grounding through this chaotic corridor. Whether you’re navigating sacred rage or escalated anxiety, this episode is your permission slip to be messy, bold, and audaciously empowered AND heal, empower, and stabilize yourself through it all.

This Week’s Checklist:

 

  • Move: Get on the mat 4x. Focus on your vessel—it runs on care, not fumes.
  • Watch: The Full Moon Tarot Reading in your Unicorn Wellness Studio Library.
  • Meditate: Connect with your Higher Heart using the NEW Monthly Meditation.
  • Connect: THIS WEEK ONLY - March 1st–6th - Schedule a Mentoring Lite Exploration Call.

 

The Cosmic Forecast

To add to 2026’s "Everything is Made Up" vibe, this week we have high Fire but zero Earth in the collective energetics. If you feel like you have 50 tabs open in your brain, get into your body. Walk, lift, or hit the mat to stave off freeze mode.

Monday, March 2nd: Mars in Pisces Mars (the God of War) doesn't like to swim. Expect passive-aggressiveness or  toddler tantrums in the collective. Individually? Use this to slow down, take a break, and refuse to engage in argument. Save it for a different week. 

Tuesday, March 3rd: Full Moon Eclipse in Virgo (3/3) A master teacher energy (33). This is a spotlight moment. It might be a celebration; it might be a mess to clean up. Use this pivot to organize your personal revolution and release the patriarchal myth of perfectionism. 

Friday, March 6th: Venus in Aries moves our lady into her bold and brash era. She is evocative, loud, and ready to burn bridges that no longer serve her. It’s a day for a primal scream or to twerk it out — whatever works for you.

Saturday, March 7th: Mercury is conjunct the Sun (Cazimi). Expect a power wash of masks, falsities, secrets, illusions, and delusions with a reboot of communication. It’s "feel it to heal it" time. Listen closely, but wait until after March 20th to take major action on what you hear.

Magical Mentoring Lite: Now Open!

The era of the audaciously empowered female soul is here. We have 33 spots total for our Spring/Summer session (March–June).

 

  • 20 spots have been filled.
  • 13 spots remain.

 

I am offering this at the most accessible price point ever because the collective needs more souls in sturdy ownership of their discernment, empowerment, and advocacy. If you’ve been a mentee between 2019–2026, you can skip the call and grab your spot now!

Weekly Mantra

"Perfection is a myth of the patriarchy. I reimagine my best self and welcome the magical mess it is meant to be. I allow the artistry of imperfection to be the vibe I lead and live with."

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