EP 143: Surfing the Wobble Board: Eclipse Portals & Emotional Tsunamis

Episode 143: Surfing the Wobble Board: Eclipse Portals & Emotional Tsunamis

If last week felt like a "mild emotional tsunami," you aren’t alone. Between the Lunar New Year, a once-in-36-years Saturn/Neptune alignment, and the ongoing eclipse portal, the energy is heavy, weird, and deeply dysregulating.

In this episode, we talk about why February 2026 is one of the roughest astrological stretches of the year—and no, it’s not the Year of the Fire Horse yet! We are in a fated moment of transformation meant to upend us. The goal this week? Hunker down, stay in your body, and keep the "doing" to a bare minimum.

This Week’s Survival Strategy

• Get on the Mat: Aim for 2–4 sessions. With zero planets in Earth signs, physical movement is your only exit ramp from the anxiety spiral.
• Double Check Everything: Mercury stations Retrograde this week. Expect "Systems Down" energy—tech glitches, schedule snafus, and communication hiccups.
• Embrace the "Pillow Fort": Friday brings deep emotional healing and potential "owie" moments with Mars square Uranus. Soften your edges.
• Mentoring Lite: Applications are now open for this transformative 6-month support container. Only 33 spots available.

Daily Energy Forecast

• Mo(o)nday, Feb 23: The "wonky" portal continues. Remember: we can’t control the storm; we can only weather it.
• Wednesday, Feb 25: UWS Workout: Fluid Solutions. Focus on spiritual hygiene—don't let the muck get stuck in your field.
• Thursday, Feb 26: Mercury Stations Retrograde. The universe asks: "Were you listening during the shadow phase?" Practice discernment over perfection.
• Friday, Feb 27: The Deep Heal. North Node squares Chiron. Expect tears and core-wound processing. It’s "Goddess Day"—soothe yourself with Aphrodite Tapping.
• Saturday, Feb 28: Full Moon Eclipse Energy begins. The dimmer switch turns up as we head toward the March 3rd Virgo Eclipse. Ground yourself now.
• Sunday, March 1: New Monthly Meditation. We activate the Higher Heart Chakra to balance the heavy transitions of Pisces season.

Weekly Mantra

"Now is the moment my full crystalline codes reconfigure. My boundaries strengthen. My clarity is loading. My protections are bolstered, repaired, and amped. All is moving towards better. I am growing into more."

Links & Resources

• Mentoring Lite: https://www.unicornwellnessstudio.com/magical-mentoring-lite
• Schedule and exploration call for Mentoring Lite: https://calendly.com/unicornwellness/magical-mentoring-exploration-call?month=2026-03&date=2026-03-03
• Unicorn Wellness Studio: Access the new "Fresh Full Moon #1" workout and the Higher Heart meditation in the member library. 30 Days Free Trial https://www.unicornwellnessstudio.com/30-day-guest-access

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